From Andy

“I look at these people and can't quite believe that
they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are
they simply laymen who want a lot of attention? To put them
in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight
attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and,
eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest
you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you
prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment
and then ask how the chicken is cooked."

- Author David Sedaris, on undecided voters